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So Sunday night I decided to bring out one of Stuey's favorite toys. Albeit it is one of his favorite humping ones I figured hey it had been put away for a bit so I would bring it out. It is Cat the caterpillar and his other one Mel the Mallard.
So Stuey always gets so excited with Cat and just goes to town on her. He was doing his thing and got so excited he fell over backwards and almost fell off the sofa.
So when it was time to go to bed I noticed that Stuey's private parts were still sticking out of his bag so I was took away the toy and threw it in the washer. We went to bed.
When I got up in the morning I noticed Stuey still has his thingamajig still sticking out and I was like it has been 11 hours Stuey put it away.
I decided to be on the safe side and call the vet after I touched it because I thought maybe it was dried out and couldn't go back in so I called the vet and this is what I said.
"Ummmmmmm hi this is Amy A.... Stuey's mama the owner of the 7 lb Brussels Griffon. Well last night I brought out one of his toys and even though he is fixed he gets excited around it. Well his willy is still stuck out and I don't know if it is stuck or what I can do to put it back in - I mean I know what to do for a human man but I don't know what to do for my dog. Can you please call me at ...... and tell me how to put my dog's sword back in it's sheath".
So Amber called me and said it happens once in awhile and I would have to put it back in when I got home and if I couldn't do that then I needed to bring him in and they would put it back in for me. I expressed that I would try and would I have to pick up some KY Jelly for it and she said yes.
So when my boss came in I told her that I needed to leave work early and go home and try and put my dogs' privates back in its cage. She laughed and said better you than me and I told her she wasn't funny. So I left work at 3:15 and went to the gas station (I figured they sold condoms so they would have KY they didn't) and then I went to the supermarket and went to the aisle where KY was and had to choose a variety. This stuff is like $10 a bottle on sale so I got it and went through the self check out and put it in my bag. I am grateful that I didn't get stopped on the way out cuz what would I say that it was for ----my dog how weird would that have sounded.
So I got home and I got Stuey and held him up and low and behold most of his little tool was back in. So I didn't have to ply and do alot of pushing with KY to get it back in. Thank god.
So that is it for Stuey and I's bonding experience. He had a woody for at least 12 hours that I know of and I don't know when during the day that he relaxed and loosened up and became non-excited so that he could get it back in himself.
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